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I know a song is good if it takes my breath away and makes my heart's like being in love.

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American McGee's Alice in Wonderland:
Time to jump in time to jump through time! I'm dizzy. - Cheshire Cat

Ar Tonelico:
Next time you select [Rest] at a camp or inn, a Reyvateil may visit your room.
- My first thought was "Stalker!"

Dragon Age Origins:
There's this part in the Fade (when you return to the Circle) where you go through a place called The Mages Asunder. In some places you need to use the "burning man" form to get through fire barriers. Well I stopped right in the middle of one of those fire barriers as I was assaulted by mages and transformed back into my real form. That was dumb...I was not immune to fire in my real form.

I'd be careful. First it's, "I like you..." but then "Zap!" Frog time. - Alistair (first time you meet Morrigan).

Such manners! Always in the last place you look. Like stockings. - Flemeth

'Scuse me while I do my happy dance! - Oghren (at the end of a battle)

Whenever possible, try to flank your enemies. History won't remember how dramatic your failed frontal assault looked. - a loading screen.

Final Fantasy III:
"Welcome to Tozus, friends! We're teeny and you're weeny! You're the itsy to our bitsy!" - (some gnome person)

"Ungh...need...antidote! Try fooling me...with a placebo...and I'll thump you!" - (Doctor Shelco, a gnome)

Desch: "We did it! We've got our own ship! Now we can go to exotic ports and meet even more exotic women!"
Refia: "What?! I can't believe you! I knew I was right when I told Salina to forget about you! Oooh!"
Desch: "Hey! I was just kidding! Yeesh, talk about touchy..." - (some world map conversation that will happen when Desch is temporarily in the party)

Final Fantasy Tactics A2:
You say tomato, I say kill 'em all!
- It was a bit unexpected.

Lunar Silver Story:
Fwaah! Another night of wine, women, and song. Just between you and me I had a bit too much of the wine, but the women didn't complain. - Kyle

I'm a sucker for a good bang! - Kyle
A battle quote. I think he was using some sort of lightning attack. It doesn't matter. I thought it was hilarious.

Mass Effect:
Only a handful of visitors to the Citadel are ever granted that privilege [seeing the council chambers]. I would be jealous, but that is outside the scope of my programming. - Avina console.

Secrets are like herpes. If you got 'em you might as well spread 'em around. - Harkin

Well, there was this one time the turians almost wiped out our entire race. That was fun. - Wrex

Ah, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here. - Joker

I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene. - Commander Shepard

Mass Effect 2:
There was an Officer yelling at two younger guys. I didn't remember most of his rant, but this part cracked me up:
Officer: This means...Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

I heard this conversation in the gun shop in the Citadel:
Turian: So what do you think? Maybe the shotgun?
Human: I like the assault rifle. It's like a non-stop barrage of death.
Turian: If you can hit anything.

Joker: Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass.

Joker: Shh!
Shepard: Joker?
Joker: I can tell when it's listening.
EDI: I am always listening, Mr. Moreau.
Joker: I know!

I love Assault Rifles. The ammo clips on these babies come with 100 bullets each. Unfortunately, these guns have a bit of a kick. It makes it hard to aim. I do find it funny though.

I was going through the beginning of ME2, and in the middle I started thinking, "Well this is a fine time to start admiring Ashley's arse."

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl:
You know [character's name], you should chase after him. If you're not a pokemon and you run like that, then you're a bad guy. - your rival. (sweatdrop moment) Technically you run like that all the time.

World of Warcraft:
I like Tirisfall Glades. It doesn't hurt my eyes like other places do. Also, the food is to die for.

Recent Game Medals

Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape Medal Stats.
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades Medal Stats.
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings Medal Stats.
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians Medal Stats.
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies Medal Stats.
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only Medal Stats.
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood Medal Stats.
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits Medal Stats.
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers Medal Stats.
Gunslinger 10 Points Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 10 different games.)